說說我的女神二號

首先，這會是非常阿雜的一篇畢竟組織性這種東西多少還是講些天份。

那麼就從模仿開始好了，這種我們與生俱來從出生發揮到蛤屁卻打死不承認的本能
誰叫我們沒有一個人是一被生下來就知道接下來該怎麼辦才好的，對不對？

講話，寫字，穿衣服...就是蹲在馬桶上拉屎都是老爸老媽教你這麼做。
真的，我從來不相信什麼原創。
當然我不是說你爸媽會教你說:去寫歌吧我的孩子這樣
而是每一首好歌，都是上百首甚至上千上萬首聽過的旋律拼湊而來的。
接收、消化、進而轉變成自己的東西。ok，你成長、茁壯、Level up!
所以，那些看似新奇古怪的有趣想法，不過就是一種更高層次的模仿。
至少，我是這樣認為的
可這又卻再好不過了，每一種文化都應該被傳承，用不同的方式。

但如果是咬都沒咬就吐出來，也許我們真的又應該另當別論。

就好像是假如有個朋友告訴你"hey,我昨天吃完了西瓜然後連皮帶仔的拉出了一整顆西瓜耶!"你是絕對不可能說出"然後呢？這有怎麼樣嗎？"之類的那樣若無其事的回答。                        

抱歉，我想這真的有點髒。

開始是，昨天有人在紅樓看了范曉萱的表演，並且瘋狂的想與我分享。
但無論如何，我卻怎麼樣也無法理解吃眼睜睜看著吃西瓜拉西瓜的喜悅。
是的，我喜歡yeah yeah yeahs!
話又說回來，消化不良是可以被原諒的，但睜眼說瞎話就真的很不應該。

別人的西瓜 是永遠也不會變成你拉出的屎!
親愛的，你沒有那麼偉大的屁股。

但其實我要說的是Cyndi Lauper，這個在我眼裡偉大度僅次於三毛的美國punk女神。
所以在那之前，我必須暫時的放下關於西瓜跟大便的憤怒情緒。

Karen O有Cyndi Lauper的影子，這是我第一眼看見她的想法。
不是曲風，不是唱腔，也不是穿著，而是那種要把一整個紐約的subculture唱成歌的瘋狂。
這不是一件人人都做的來的事，但她們卻都做的太好了。

而拜范小姐所賜，耶耶耶死以一種非常奇怪的方式被引進台灣的音樂市場。
至少，它還是進來了。
至於Cyndi Lauper，也許你沒聽過她的名字，可你一定聽過之前麥當勞的廣告那首true colors。是的，那就是Cyndi 阿姨最pop的一首歌，但它不是Cyndi Lauper。

聽true colors是聽不到Cyndi Lauper的，但你不得不承認，這實在是一首適合用來感動的歌，撫慰人心的程度差不多跟歐陽菲菲的感恩的心不相上下。
所以說我真的不是一個太討厭商業音樂的人

You with the sad eyes
don't be discouraged
oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you fell so small

But I see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow

Show me a smile then
don't be unhappy, can't remember
when I last saw you laughing
if this world makes you crazy
and you've taken all you can bear
you call me up
because you know I'll be there

And I'll see your true colors
shining through
I see your true colors
and that's why I love you
so don't be afraid to let them show
your true colors
true colors are beautiful
like a rainbow

True Colors from 1986True Colors by Cyndi Lauper

吸口氣，接下來讓我們看看Cyndi阿姨本尊的照片....

come on~不准罵髒話，沒有人規定非得要長的一張像被老公連續毆打個十年的苦瓜臉才有辦法唱療傷係。

而Girls Just Want To Have Fun則是非常道地Cyndi味，加上Time After Time其實就是在拍Cyndi阿姨的叛逆青少女story，有趣的是，當Cyndi阿姨以這樣用誇張的肢體語言跟強烈的裝飾性質扮像在我們面前大喊著:have fun的同時卻早已經是怎樣也說不上青春的30歲了。
無論如何，她成功的開啟了一個瘋狂的80! 過程總是非常動人，但抱歉說書不是我的強項。whiki

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have -

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Girls - they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun....

- Girls Just Want to Have Fun from 1983She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick,
And think of you
Caught up in circles confusion
Is nothing new
Flashback to warm nights
Almost left behind
Suitcases of memories,
Time after
Sometimes you picture me
I'm walking too far ahead
You're calling to me, i can't hear
What you've said
Then you say go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time

After my picture fades and darkness has
Turned to gray
Watching through windows you're wondering
if I'm OK
Secrets stolen from deep inside
The drum beats out the time
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
Time after time
If you fall i will catch you i'll be waiting
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time

- Time After Time from 1983She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper

再來這首是自己愛的All Through the Night，光是用鍵盤打歌名就已經把我感動的鼻涕都噴出來了。

All through the night
Ill be awake and Ill be with you
All through the night
This precious time when time is new
Oh, all through the night today
Knowing that we feel the same without saying

We have no past we wont reach back
Keep with me forward all through the night
And once we start the meter clicks
And it goes running all through the night
Until it ends there is no end

All through the night
Stray cat is crying so stray cat sings back
All through the night
They have forgotten what by day they lack
Oh under those white street lamps
There is a little chance they may see

We have no past we wont reach back
Keep with me forward all through the night
And once we start the meter clicks
And it goes running all through the night
Until it ends there is no end

Oh the sleep in your eyes is enough
Let me be there let me stay there awhile

We have no past we wont reach back
Keep with me forward all through the night
And once we start the meter clicks
And it goes running all through the night
Until it ends there is no end
Keep with me forward all through the night
And once we start the meter clicks
And it goes running all through the night
Until it ends there is no end

- Time After Time from 1983She's So Unusual by Cyndi Lauper

然後最後我決定用yeah yeah yeahs的Hello Tomorrow來做End，算是耶耶耶比較早期的一首，不過如果喜歡ADIDA的人應該對這首歌也頗有印象就是了。
btw 如果對它們有興趣的話其實很推薦isis這張ep

Whenever I wake up
Try and take the shape of
Turn into the whole wide world I made up

Off
The lights are golden
Off
The lights were golden
Off

Whenever I wake up
Try and take the shape of
Turn into the whole wide world I made up

- Hello Tomorrow by Yeah Yeah Yeahs